Since we lost Maximus, we have been on the hunt for another super thick lube. We found the ultra-thick and long-lasting Swiss Navy Slip 'N Slide which stays where you put it! It really lasts and lasts. Flip top tube. 

Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Diazolidinyl Urea, Acesulfame Potassium, Potassium Sorbate and Citric Acid.