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No You Should Not Check Your Kitchen for Lube Substitutes - Please Don't Put that Up There: Part 6

Friday August 17, 2018
Today I came across an article from the Thrillist that looked like a lot of fun "Bedroom MacGyver - Household Items You Can Totally Use as Lube".  But as I read, I realized the author wasn't really joking.  I love the idea of a 'Bedroom MacGyver' - after all, if you follow some basic safety rules - there are all kinds of things around the house that are pervertible.  But when it comes to anything that actually goes inside the body, one has to be particularly careful.  There is a lot of misinformation in this article.  As a self-appointed defender of the vagina (and other orifices), I feel the need to correct it.

Butt Toys for Beginners - The Tickle Trunk List

Tuesday May 15, 2018

I just ran across this article from Bustle on butt plugs for beginners and I really have to disagree.  It seems like this article was written more from a sales perspective than from true guidance for people who are interested in trying butt plugs for the first time.

Their first choice is the B-Vibe novice plug.  There's nothing wrong with B-Vibe toys quality, and the shape of this toy looks like it might be a good starter.  The problem is the price - $169! (CAD conversion).

Music to Wank By

Saturday May 12, 2018

In celebration of International Masturbation Month, I give you a list of songs about touching yourself.  You're welcome.

 

Throwback Thursday - Anti-Masturbation Devices

Thursday May 10, 2018
Today, for Throwback Thursday, I thought that, instead of looking at masturbation tools from days gone past, I would look at anti-masturbation tools.  Yes, this was absolutely a thing.  In the United States, from the mid 1850's to the early 1920's there were 36 patents granted for devices designed to prevent masturbation - or to prevent erections, or nocturnal emissions, or all of the above.  It's interesting to note that it seems all of these devices related to penises in some way.

Don't Get Your Masturbation Advice from the Movies

Tuesday May 8, 2018

I had the misfortune of watching a pretty bad movie on Netflix last night.  It seemed good, had a great title 'Sleeping with Other People', but it was a disaster.

There are a lot of things that really frosted my cookies about this movie, and I'll get into one of them a bit later, but the biggest thing was a scene in which Jason Sudeikis teaches Alison Brie how to masturbate.