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Another Product You Don't Need

Wednesday October 10, 2018

One of my distributors sent me a list of new products yesterday and one of them caught my attention - for all the wrong reasons. 

The writing in the picture is pretty small, so if you haven't figure it out from the name, I'll let you know what it says "Intimate Area Lightening Gel - improves the look of discoloured areas - anal, vaginal, bikini area, nipple, dark underarms - FOR WOMEN'.

Is that a Magnet in Your Panties or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Wednesday September 19, 2018

If you've been suffering from distressing menopause symptoms like hot flashes, and sleeplessness, there's a new cure for you - panty magnets!  Yes it's really that simple.   You don't have to chart your symptoms, go to doctors, visit menopause clinics, eat healthy, get more exercise or even consider HRT.  All you have to do is slap a magnet on panties and you'll feel better.  Who knew it was that simple?

I discovered the panty magnet - which is my flippant name for it, it's actually called a 'Ladycare Menopause Magnet' - when I opened an article on my Facebook about new must have gadgets.  Honestly, I think I'd get more use out of the toilet night light than this thing.

Your Vagina is not a Disco Party - Please Don't Put That Up There: Part Five

Wednesday July 5, 2017

if you get glitter in your yoni, it will be there until the day you die.

My question is why????  Why would you want to do this?  The site says that "The flavor is sweet like candy but not overly sweet, just enough to make your lover feel that your Yara (water-lady or little butterfly) is what all vaginas are supposed to look, feel and taste like; soft, sweet and magical!" 

Don't Put Those Eggs in Your Basket: Please Don't Put That Up There - Part Four

Friday March 10, 2017

Last year about this time, I did a series of posts about ridiculous things people were advising others to put in their vaginas - from steam, cannabis laced tampons, to teeny tiny tea bags.  It seemed like a trend to find new and exciting, and potentially very unsanitary and dangerous, things to put inside you.

I'd like to say this trend has died down but it hasn't.  It seems we just can't get away from people who want to tell us that our vaginas are a problem and they have a solution.

What's the latest thing you're supposed to stuff up inside you?  Jade eggs.